Wednesday, February 02, 2011
Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog that predicts the arrival of spring, confirmed today that spring will indeed arrive early. "Clearly," said Phil, who failed to see his shadow this morning, "gloal warming will lead to an early and warmer-than-normal Spring season this year." Phil went on to predict that Ground Hog Day will have to be moved up to mid January because Spring will be coming so much earlier now. When asked to explain how it is that the reason that he cannot see his shadow was because of a monumental snow storm, Phil said, "Look buddy, I don't make the rules. I just call it like I see it."