Outy of Ur has a post called You Might be Emergent if...
Here are some suggestions:
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy and thanks to Pastor Rob Thurman, who supplied me with almost all of these...
If, when you refer to "the text," your congregation instinctively stares at their cell phones...
If you think Windows NT is a Bible translation...
If your church has designated drivers listed in the bulletin for each service...
If you just take yourself way too seriously...
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